
Frog #957
Sprig Switchfirst
Surveyor of Unnecessary Distance
“Confidence first, measuring later.”
Sprig Switchfirst keeps proposing to cross the pond without admitting it is shallow. Sprig Switchfirst cites how he chased a stolen lunch into the actual thief, but omits one detail. Sprig Switchfirst wrote beside the map: no lever is considered safe until he has pulled it. The marker moved; the record still belongs to Sprig Switchfirst.
Checking the current keeper…
