
Frog #93
Nudge Biscuitmile
Protector of Unattended Lunch
“Stand back a very small distance.”
Nudge Biscuitmile, a queue straightener, cites how he startled a goose into returning the village keys. Neighbours in Greenbank say Nudge Biscuitmile's account needs one correction. Nudge Biscuitmile wrote beside the map: he measures distance by the number of sandwiches a journey deserves. Nobody challenged the report after Nudge Biscuitmile shared the emergency snacks.
Checking the current keeper…
