
Frog #858
Nudge Crumbmile
Planner of Avoidable Incidents
“Confidence first, measuring later.”
Nudge Crumbmile keeps proposing to teach the moon to arrive on time. His rival, Kettle Farflag, contests the route; co-conspirator Lint Leverpull has signed the map anyway. The evidence says Nudge Crumbmile once hid behind the missing object. Nudge Crumbmile wrote beside the map: he measures distance by the number of sandwiches a journey deserves.
Checking the current keeper…
