
Frog #830
Quibble Smallalarm
Inspector of Loose Buttons
“Confidence first, measuring later.”
Quibble Smallalarm keeps proposing to protect every unattended picnic. Quibble Smallalarm cites how he got lost and found the missing patrol, but omits one detail. Quibble Smallalarm insists a missing snack receives the same preparation as a village alarm. Nobody objected because the wrong problem had improved exactly where Quibble Smallalarm stood.
Checking the current keeper…
