
Frog #749
Pickle Wronghorizon
Surveyor of Unnecessary Distance
“Close enough to heroic.”
Once, Pickle Wronghorizon hid behind the missing object. He took this as qualification to work as a volunteer navigator and eventually cross the pond without admitting it is shallow. As volunteer navigator, Pickle Wronghorizon maintains he measures ambition by how far beyond the nearest hedge it sounds. The next attempt already has witnesses, a flag, and Pickle Wronghorizon.
Checking the current keeper…
