
Frog #734
Fig Smallalarm
Keeper of the Spare Spoon
“I have already accounted for that noise.”
Fig Smallalarm keeps proposing to solve the leaning-sign emergency. His rival, Thimble Buttontry, contests the route; co-conspirator Pippin Footerskip has signed the map anyway. The evidence says Fig Smallalarm once knocked over a bucket that extinguished a very small fire. As puddle clerk, Fig Smallalarm maintains no local problem is too small for a full briefing and one spare spoon.
Checking the current keeper…
