
Frog #684
Kip Puddlerow
Inspector of Loose Buttons
“I have already accounted for that noise.”
Kip Puddlerow keeps proposing to make puddles queue properly. His rival, Sprocket Picnickeep, contests the route; co-conspirator Gimbal Hatshout has signed the map anyway. The evidence says Kip Puddlerow once cut the wrong rope and lowered the correct bridge. As spoon registrar, Kip Puddlerow maintains no local problem is too small for a full briefing and one spare spoon.
Checking the current keeper…
