
Frog #654
Wiggle Hedgemap
Surveyor of Unnecessary Distance
“A miss is just a wider rescue.”
Once, Wiggle Hedgemap missed a warning bell and rang the evacuation bell instead. He took this as qualification to work as a volunteer navigator and eventually cross the pond without admitting it is shallow. Wiggle Hedgemap wrote beside the map: he measures ambition by how far beyond the nearest hedge it sounds. The neighbours now stand one frog-length behind Wiggle Hedgemap's marker.
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