
Frog #556
Knobble Distantbell
Senior Sunny Umbrella Operator
“Exactly as intended.”
Knobble Distantbell keeps proposing to cross the pond without admitting it is shallow. Knobble Distantbell cites how he cut the wrong rope and lowered the correct bridge, but omits one detail. Knobble Distantbell's rule: his maps begin where sensible routes would normally finish. Nobody objected because the wrong problem had improved exactly where Knobble Distantbell stood.
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