
Frog #553
Wiggle Routebend
Keeper of the Entirely Manageable Flame
“Exactly as intended.”
Wiggle Routebend keeps proposing to deliver a warning to tomorrow. His rival, Gimbal Bentnotch, contests the route; co-conspirator Gloop Lastpage has signed the map anyway. The evidence says Wiggle Routebend once knocked over a bucket that extinguished a very small fire. At Sunspot Meadow, Wiggle Routebend says the nearest hedge is treated as the first mile of every journey.
Checking the current keeper…
