
Frog #54
Kettle Biscuitmile
Clerk of Urgent Biscuits
“The map agrees with me.”
Once, Kettle Biscuitmile missed a warning bell and rang the evacuation bell instead. He took this as qualification to work as a snack inspector and eventually solve the leaning-sign emergency. Kettle Biscuitmile's rule: he measures distance by the number of sandwiches a journey deserves. Nobody challenged the report after Kettle Biscuitmile shared the emergency snacks.
Checking the current keeper…
