
Frog #50
Scruff Alarmear
Inspector of Loose Buttons
“The map agrees with me.”
Scruff Alarmear turns mistakes into instructions around Aurora Ribbit Bank. After Scruff Alarmear startled a goose into returning the village keys, he wrote a rule. Scruff Alarmear insists he responds to each chime as though the village has exactly three seconds. The marker moved; the record still belongs to Scruff Alarmear.
Checking the current keeper…
