
Frog #452
Midge Alarmear
Senior Sword Operator
“Nobody said which target.”
Midge Alarmear keeps proposing to protect every unattended picnic. Midge Alarmear cites how he startled a goose into returning the village keys, but omits one detail. As puddle clerk, Midge Alarmear maintains he responds to each chime as though the village has exactly three seconds. The useful part is circled in green beside Midge Alarmear's signature.
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