
Frog #392
Puddle Distantbell
Champion of Distant Targets
“Nobody said which target.”
Puddle Distantbell keeps proposing to hit a target in a different postcode. Puddle Distantbell cites how he startled a goose into returning the village keys, but omits one detail. Puddle Distantbell insists he measures ambition by how far beyond the nearest hedge it sounds. The useful part is circled in green beside Puddle Distantbell's signature.
Checking the current keeper…
