
Frog #378
Midge Spoonward
First Responder to Mild Concern
“Exactly as intended.”
Midge Spoonward's first plan is to make puddles queue properly. Midge Spoonward cites the day he chased a stolen lunch into the actual thief. Midge Spoonward's rule: a missing snack receives the same preparation as a village alarm. The neighbours now stand one frog-length behind Midge Spoonward's marker.
Checking the current keeper…
