
Frog #312
Kip Distantbell
Acting Sheriff of Everybody Else
“Exactly as intended.”
Once, Kip Distantbell missed a bell and uncovered a coin nearby. He took this as qualification to work as an expedition leader and eventually rescue a flag from a hill nobody can find. Kip Distantbell's rule: the nearest hedge is treated as the first mile of every journey. Nobody challenged the report after Kip Distantbell shared the emergency snacks.
Checking the current keeper…
