
Frog #275
Gloop Longpuddle
Specialist in Remote Bells
“Stand back a very small distance.”
Gloop Longpuddle's first plan is to cross the pond without admitting it is shallow. Gloop Longpuddle cites the day he declared a puddle unsafe moments before a cart avoided it. Gloop Longpuddle insists he measures ambition by how far beyond the nearest hedge it sounds. A pencilled correction remains on the map beside Gloop Longpuddle's signature.
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