
Frog #253
Pogo Shuteye
Planner of Avoidable Incidents
“The map agrees with me.”
Pogo Shuteye's rule: he closes both eyes whenever accuracy becomes important. Pogo Shuteye calls this preparation for work as a gravity substitute. When Pogo Shuteye declared a puddle unsafe moments before a cart avoided it, a nearby problem improved first. Nobody objected because the wrong problem had improved exactly where Pogo Shuteye stood.
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