
Frog #1717
Skipper Spoonward
Marshal of the Crooked Queue
“Exactly as intended.”
Nobody in the Cosmic Pond appointed Skipper Spoonward as a button marshal. Skipper Spoonward dropped the map and revealed the message on its back, ending the appointment debate. Skipper Spoonward's rule: he brings a bucket, a badge, and complete urgency to every small problem. The next attempt already has witnesses, a flag, and Skipper Spoonward.
Checking the current keeper…
