
Frog #1425
Dink Routebend
Admiral of the Shallow Crossing
“The map agrees with me.”
Dink Routebend's rule: his maps begin where sensible routes would normally finish. Dink Routebend calls this preparation for work as a pond crossing officer. When Dink Routebend missed a warning bell and rang the evacuation bell instead, a nearby problem improved first. Nobody objected because the wrong problem had improved exactly where Dink Routebend stood.
Checking the current keeper…
