
Frog #1345
Scruff Distantbell
Surveyor of Unnecessary Distance
“Nobody said which target.”
No meeting in the White Clearing selected Scruff Distantbell as a pond crossing officer. Scruff Distantbell cut the wrong rope and lowered the correct bridge, ending the appointment debate. Scruff Distantbell insists his maps begin where sensible routes would normally finish. The route remains questionable, but the gate works according to Scruff Distantbell.
Checking the current keeper…
